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  • From The ONION: Congress To Bet The Farm On One Big Last Bill: “WASHINGTON—In a stunning
  • Congress To Bet The Farm On One Big Last Bill (not so far from the truth, eh?)

    emergency session Wednesday, all 535 members of Congress unanimously agreed to pool what remained of their political capital and bet the farm on one final bill: H.R. 2809, a comprehensive and extremely risky plan experts said would either get the nation back on track or send it into a permanent downward spiral.”
    “”This is for the whole enchilada,” House Speaker John Boehner told reporters, describing the measure as “a long shot and our last shot.” “Look, if it works, then we’re all going to be sitting pretty. If it doesn’t, then we’re dead in the water, for sure. But I say, what the hell, if we’re gonna go down, we might as well go down swinging.” [read more..... ]

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